So a man in Spencer OK breaks into someone's house and messing around in the the room of a sleeping minor. When he is startled by someone else moving around he runs out of the house and jumps on his HORSE to escape!
Police catch his a few minutes later but have to let him go because they don't have enough evidence to hold him.
Stop! Your under arrest!
It wasn't me! It was some other creepy man matching my description riding a horse in this same direction in the middle of the night.
Oh, well, carry on then.